Things that makes us smile

Back to Menu  Here you will see a collection of some stuff we come across while living in Asia. I say Asia as it is not a privilege of the Chinese, but it happens in all countries around us here. This section should enlarge as we get exposed to more funny stuff...

Someone misplaced that "I" and then gave us the impression that they sell a different flavor of China Mobile equipment.

Absolutely no idea what this is supposed to mean. It was found in the Peugeot dealer, in the area where they do maintenance of cars. I guess it may not be English.

This sign was posted in the wood floor of a garden with swimming pool arrangement in a large condominium in Shenzhen. I'm not sure of the purpose, but I guess maybe they want the procedure of falling down to be smooth and without major injuries.

This is the cover of a small restaurant Menu in Gaoming city in Guangdong Province. Unfortunately the person that printed the title could not place a single character in the correct place. What would be the odds? I guess someone gave him the 4 characters and told him to print in the most visually harmonious way...

The next assignment for the guy that printed the menu cover must have been this sex shop sign in downtown Xiamen.

That would explain the

"SEX-HEALF HPROCDUFS"

sentence in the sign.

I'm not sure what does the "is any" refers to, if to the inconvenience or to the repairs.

This menu page is from the Harbor Plaza Hotel in Guangzhou Panyu District. I'm not sure which was my favorite dish anymore:

Was it "The hot pepper sauce explodes the pig neck"?

or was it "The spring onion garlic son of the city fries the deer tail"?

I remember I had the "Strange salad bone" followed by the "The burns The Big Dragon benefit Fish of the Cowboy Bone"

anyway, I digress...

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